Woodruff's Dirty Diesel Sex Moves
Diesel smoke makes me horny! We're sure you heard that and thought that and if you're like most diesel guys, you've gotten road head in your truck. Want to do more? Here's some ideas from us and our customers, we've collected over the years. If you try 'em out, take pics and send em and we'll hook you up with some good stuff!
Coal Clit
Hold her pussy in front of the exhaust and rev to blow a load of soot all on it. One of our favorites! Spread her pussy lips to get that shit into her pussy. Give her some of your straight pipe, white cum looks good drippin out of a black clit!
Pro tip: heavy late fueling keeps the EGTs down and the black smoke thick for nasty loads
Diesel Dick
If she ain't up for coal clit just run your tip around in the exhaust before you put it in her. Do it at night so she don't find out. Dip your balls in to leave a soot stain on her taint and thighs. Make sure you teabag her or else you're gonna get a black stain in your underwear like shes's gonna leave on her panties!
Pro tip: bed stacks and side dump pipes give easy access.
Soot Facial
The classic! Face in the stack. This is the reason why your truck needs remote start. You got her face down in your big cat stack and you're pounding her and you're getting close. Crank that diesel! As she gags on that filthy exhaust, her vag tightens and you'll blow a fat fuckin load. There's a green race truck that has got a fender dump at face height for this reason.
Pro tip: Let's just say a certain yellow pull truck has got a start switch hidden in the wheel well.
Dick Down on the Dyno
A 2000 hp vibrator is something few girls get to experience! They love their boobs bouncing on the valve covers with the lines from the P7100 vibrating and stroking her clit!
The best place to do a motor fucking is really the dyno! Easy access to all sorts of positions. It ain't too hot if you're running open loop cooling, you can get a good 5-10 minutes of fucking with some revving she can feel inside her and in your dick and balls. Our outdoor cams aren't just for engine tuning but also for watching the soot blow while we blow one in her pussy.
Pro tip: Call us to build your next truck and we can set something up!
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